Humor

Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh once in a while — especially when you’re laughing at yourself. This is where you’ll find the odd stories, stray thoughts, and occasional bits of nonsense that might brighten your day.

Not strictly gardening, just some crazy musings of a wandering mind.

My sense of humor will never land me on stage at the Improv, but I can usually manage a smile or two. That’s good enough for me.

Forum Humor

A little forum humor. This one comes from my time wandering through various gardening forums. I’m just poking a little fun at some of the responses people give to the most basic questions. Sometimes all you can do is shake your head and smile.

If Plants Could Talk

I have to say, if they talked to me the way I talk to them, there’d probably be several armored tank divisions ready to roll across my property! 

Random late night/early morning thoughts
Welcome to the Midnight Brain: the place where words get weird, memories wander in uninvited, and the simplest question can turn into a full‑blown adventure.