Red Velvet Ant
The Ant That Isn't an Ant 🐜 Garden Pests| by Guy Saldiveri | Friday, April 10, 2026 I wish I could count how many times I've had run-ins with this little [insert expletive]. The first time I had ever seen one, it took me by surprise. I was actually lying on the couch, watching TV. Feeling something crawling on me, I naturally just reached over and rubbed it against my arm with my thumb. Then, that slow motion "oh NO" moment of realization. The result of this lazy, unknowing reaction: a sharp, intense burning, almost as if a match were being held to my skin. A pain I can't recall ever feeling before or since. The worst thing? I didn't even slow it down. It just kept on going and I think I even made it mad. Of course I didn't let it get away—but it did take a small hammer to get it to stop moving. It sounded like I smashed a piece of plastic too. I had no idea what this was or what it was made out of, but it was fast, armored, and in possession of a wea...